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The Unsuitable Suitor

Today he wore a dingy long-sleeve dress shirt with what appeared to be a dyed-on vest with matching dyed-on tie. It was a bit clownish, but at least this morning he appeared less disheveled. He spoke in his usual hushed tone when he passed by my table as I went about my morning routine setting… Read More The Unsuitable Suitor

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Zen and Piss

Zen is not possible when Murphy’s Law is in full effect. I know this because of all the difficulties I faced trying to take a simple urine test for a pre-employment drug screen… Which, as you might know, requires one to piss a sufficient amount of pee into a cup. Well, I don’t know about… Read More Zen and Piss

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Let It Be

And when the broken hearted people living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be. For though they may be parted there is still a chance that they will see. There will be an answer, let it be. Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be. There… Read More Let It Be

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Tax Class

I completed my first day of tax class today and I learned quite a bit… about myself anyway. Right off the bat, I learned if I look in the general direction of the teacher and nod my head in agreement every now and then, I’ll look like I’m paying attention. Once I perfected that ruse,… Read More Tax Class

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Road Rage

I’m driving along minding my own business and obeying the traffic laws, and this woman speeds past me on my left and cuts me off to jump in front of me while we were both making a two-lane right turn that immediately merged into one lane because of road work. I have very little tolerance… Read More Road Rage

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Forever Young

There came a time in my life when I realized I had to let go of all the bitter memories that kept me awake at night plotting revenge against my mortal enemies and just get back to being me… Forever Young. I am so happy to have finally found my way back to me after… Read More Forever Young